2021 Spring Season Standings
| Rank | Team Color | Name | Wins | Losses | Ties | Overall |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | Freshly Vaxxed & Firmly Squeezed | 8 | 2 | 0 | 8-2-0 |
| 2 |  | Maroonie Tunes | 8 | 2 | 0 | 8-2-0 |
| 3 |  | WAP (Wet Ass Pinky's) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 6-3-1 |
| 4 |  | QuaranGreen Kweenz | 6 | 4 | 0 | 6-4-0 |
| 5 |  | Kelly-Fornication | 6 | 4 | 0 | 6-4-0 |
| 6 |  | Nobody Puts Navy in the Corner | 5 | 5 | 0 | 5-5-0 |
| 7 |  | Rose Garden Silver Spreaders | 5 | 5 | 0 | 5-5-0 |
| 8 |  | MonoCromatica | 4 | 6 | 0 | 4-6-0 |
| 9 |  | Out of an Abundance of Caution | 3 | 6 | 1 | 3-6-1 |
| 10 |  | Violet Chachkis | 3 | 6 | 1 | 3-6-1 |
| 11 |  | The High Risk Red Zone | 2 | 7 | 1 | 2-7-1 |
| 12 |  | Get it White! Get it White! Get it Tight! | 2 | 8 | 0 | 2-8-0 |